A Trini take on 'Jennifer's Body'
Salty Jennifer has a serious tabanca. A tabanca for manjuice. To satisfy her tabanca, she drinks guys' blood and eats their flesh as though she was gulping down a Curepe doubles. It’s sexy, it’s entertaining and, despite my initial cringe-reaction to all that vomiting of blood, I was soon wishing she would come over here and eat me. For sure, this has something to do with the fact that Jennifer is played by Megan Fox in her first starring role. Boy can she whip it. I always suspected that she could actually act. Now I know she can. And, I’m having wet dreams about her sucking my blood. Not only did I fall in love with Jennifer, I became her! THE PLOT : A sinister indie rock band from the city comes to town and they basically sacrifice Jennifer to the devil so that they can make it big. ACCORDING ...